In the event of an electoral tie, both Vice Presidential candidates must take a 100 question quiz on the Garry Marshall film, Beaches. If both candidates are Bette Midler fans, a sack race will be held on the White House lawn to determine the winner.

Spirit Airlines: scaring me even when I’m not on one of their planes.

I’m voting for this guy. I think. Maybe?

It’s gonna be a ménage à trois on the ballots this November.

Damn it, Chad! You don’t know how this works, do you?

This menu item is funnier than the joke I told that made the waitress laugh.