Election Fun Fact!
In the event of an electoral tie, both Vice Presidential candidates must take a 100 question quiz on the Garry Marshall film, Beaches. If both candidates are Bette Midler fans, a sack race will be held on the White House lawn to determine the winner.
Spirit Airlines: scaring me even when I’m not on one of their planes.
I’m voting for this guy. I think. Maybe?
It’s gonna be a ménage à trois on the ballots this November.
Damn it, Chad! You don’t know how this works, do you?
This menu item is funnier than the joke I told that made the waitress laugh.