unpops:

If the first Oldboy spent three whole days making this scene…

…can we all give the remake a break for not 100% capturing that magic?

THIS WEEK ON THE PODCAST: Host Adam Tod Brown welcomes his Cracked co-workers Soren Bowie and David Christopher Bell to discuss the House of Wax remake Paris Hilton might not have ruined, the new Godzilla that’s a retread of the ‘90s, Josh Brolin’s crazy-eyed brilliance, and so much more.

Movie Remakes Everybody Is Wrong About

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jbaggles:

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Are those knives on your hand real?

Oh, they are.

Well that’s not allowed at all!

(This actually is a true story, the guy that was stabbed survived.)

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You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’

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The moment when Ben Schwartz discovers that the author of his favorite book is an anti-semite, while in character as that author live on stage.

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paulftompkins:

And when I ran out of rungs, I grew a mustache for MAXIMUM JAUNT

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euphoricwolf:

lepidoptera-and-insulin:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve 

i’m in love

euphoricwolf:

lepidoptera-and-insulin:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve 

i’m in love

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televandalist:

Twinkie wiener sandwich

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erichaynes:

This means something. This is important.

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owenhartofficial:

UHF, 1989.

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opera-ghostie:

This speech is surprisingly motivational xD

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