daytimeblogger:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you


Don’t dead open inside

daytimeblogger:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

Don’t dead open inside

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kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

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nervouspearl:

me watching The Hobbit for the first time

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choctawaukerman:

We r all ultimately alone

choctawaukerman:

We r all ultimately alone

(via fuckloadofquiche)

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front of the shirt: Help me, Rhonda!
back of the shirt: That's gotta hurt!
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snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

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stunningpicture:

Alligator shaking his fist at the world

stunningpicture:

Alligator shaking his fist at the world

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lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage

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topherchris:


  "Jesus fucking Christ, Houston. We’re on the fucking moon."


Forty-five years ago today.

topherchris:

"Jesus fucking Christ, Houston. We’re on the fucking moon."

Forty-five years ago today.

(Source: The Onion)

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memewhore:

dougieplaysbanjo:

RIP Jim Rockford

James Garner (born James Scott Bumgarner; April 7, 1928 – July 19, 2014)

:(

Awww, my dad’s gonna be bummed, he still watches The Rockford Files.

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herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

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"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

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