stand-up-comic-gifs:

Tig Notaro (x)

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

TL;DR Wikipedia is my Tumblr of the Day

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TL;DR Wikipedia is my Tumblr of the Day

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riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

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tastefullyoffensive:

[rathernerdy]

IT GOT BETTER

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illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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owldel:

Gif set I made of a older gabber documentary a couple weeks ago. Last gif isn’t perfect, but whatever.

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taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

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meepyperson:


if it makes you feel any better yesterday i tried to heat up a frozen pizza and i decided it’d be a great idea to put it on a plastic cutting board
let me repeat: i thought it’d be okay to put a frozen pizza on a plastic cutting board in a 450* F oven

meepyperson:

if it makes you feel any better yesterday i tried to heat up a frozen pizza and i decided it’d be a great idea to put it on a plastic cutting board

let me repeat: i thought it’d be okay to put a frozen pizza on a plastic cutting board in a 450* F oven

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ruinedchildhood:

Fo' shizzle, Ms. Frizzle

ruinedchildhood:

Fo' shizzle, Ms. Frizzle

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assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

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ask-the-multishipper:

ask-the-multishipper:

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