December 2011
25 posts
-Hey, where’s your notepad?
-I decided I’m going to try to remember the next customer’s order without using it.
-Why don’t you write it down to be safe? It’s not like you’re going to get a bigger tip just because you have a good memory.
-I’m feeling risky.
-Who’s your next customer?
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I think this list could be complete in 6-8 months if everybody really gets their shit together.A little over a week ago I tweeted about a Wikipedia page called List of Cats. No, it’s not called List of Famous Cats. It’s called List of Cats. My mom’s cat George is a cat, so I added him to the list. I also encouraged other people to do the same if their cats were cats. A bunch of people…
I’ll probably get in trouble for posting this, but I found a document at Paramount Pictures that lists the titles they considered for the new Mission Impossible film before settling on the excellent “Ghost Protocol.” Please repost in case they take it down from my site.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: LOAF…
These columns will dramatically change your life.

