November 2011
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steveagee:
“Dear Jesus, thank you for this food we are about to have sex with.” - Me #ThanksgivingPrayer View more on WhoSay »
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Thankful?
Shit almost went down at Coney Time again tonight. Rarely say this but it’s a good thing those cops showed when they did up or else it might have been a lot worse. This Thanksgiving I’m thankful for another day on earth and not thankful for this fucking stone still stuck in my kidney causing me constant excruciating pain. This next beer goes out to my hopeful future far away from this...
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Watchfunnyordie:
Nickelback Responds to Detroit
Nickelback figures out why everyone in Detroit hates Nickelback.
If they wear Dave Coulier shirts, I will consider myself a fan.
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PLEASE FOLLOW THE LINK TO VOTE FOR MY DRESS... →
johnphilipcharles:
Hey guys, I need your help! Please vote for my design by clicking the link, then “like” Adrianna Papell and E!
You can vote once a day through the 27th!
You know what would be awesome? If you all voted for my friend’s design. That would be totally awesome.
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Money Money Money!
I got a job offer today that I fully plan on accepting. The pay is obscenely more than I’m making now and not to take it lightly, this job is a cakewalk. It will easily bring me fully out of debt, pay for the rest of my schooling, and finance my move to NYC. Best of all, I’ll be working for people I respect. I’m not usually the planning type but I’ve been hoping to get out...
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A Pair of Jeans That Fit Just Right
Today after work, I did something that I’ve never done before:
I BOUGHT A PAIR OF BLUE JEANS!
This is a big day for me because I’ve worn khakis or dress pants everyday for as long as I can remember and have never owned a pair of jeans. There are a few reasons for this. Mainly because the people I was brought up around were always well dressed and wore jeans on rare occasions. I...
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Red Red Wine
Had my surgery today. They put me under so luckily I didn’t feel them thread tubes through my penis to my kidney. On the unlucky side, they didn’t find the kidney stone. This means four things:
1. I now have to pay over $10,000 for a surgery that was unsuccessful.
2. My dick went through unnecessary trauma.
3. I’ll be pissing blood for the next few days (It seriously looks...
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"What Color Is This?"
Today I ended up talking to some people about Veteran’s Day and my failed attempts at military service. I was denied enlistment into the Air Force and the Army due to the fact that I am colorblind.
Now when I say colorblind, I do not mean “black and white” colorblind, I mean “fucked up” colorblind. There are multiple types of colorblindness, most common of which is...
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steveagee:
Listen to this as loud as you...
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If anybody in Detroit sees a garbage can flying around somewhere in this wind storm, please catch it and call me ASAP. Thanks!
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This has been my favorite band and favorite song...
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Thought I Had Today
patstansik:
“I just realized my Facebook privacy settings were set so only friends of my friends could request to add me as a friend. I wonder: just how many people have been waiting for me to change this so they could be my friend on Facebook? Probably like, so many!”
Twelve hours later.
“Well, that settles it. Zero. Zero people have been waiting.”
They just don’t want to seem...
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Fall Back, Bitches!
Checklist for Sunday, November 6th 2011
1. Set back 40% of my clocks by one hour.
2. Pay off my Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 preorder.
3. Drive around the city aimlessly for two hours.
4. Go to the grocery store and buy only the items on my well thought out shopping list.
5. Watch five episodes of Mall Cops on Netflix
They call me Michael Productivity Sullivan on the streets (Not really...
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HK3D!
Harold and Kumar time. Since it was filmed only a few miles north of Detroit, I’m looking forward to seeing if I recognize any of the locations.
“Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can’t scrap a lick, so I know ya got...”
– Franklin D Roosevelt
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Will I Ever See My Girl Staring Back At Me?
Times like this make me hate this whole long distance relationship thing. I only get by from telling myself that it’ll all be worth it someday. Hopefully in the next two years as long as my life doesn’t fall apart. I love you, Amanda.
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streeter:
Do yourself a favor and go see Amir in HK3D TONIGHT! We saw it in Austin and it was great. Amir is great in it, of course, but the crazy thing is all the other actors are great as well! The movie was directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson, who directed this CH Classic, so if you liked that, you’ll love HK3D. And if you didn’t like that you can just go see Puss in Boots like a...
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Don't Shake Your Baby, Throw It Instead
Had an amazing time seeing Michael Ian Black at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase tonight. Moshe Kasher opened and he was great. I might be going back Saturday to see his full set. Michael aka Magic killed nonstop for a full hour and had me laughing my ass off. Couldn’t have asked for a better night out.
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Subpar
If you’re ever in Ann Arbor, MI, do yourself a favor and skip going to Grizzly Peak Brewing Co. Decent beer and edible food is all I can say about this place. Beautiful hostess and waitress, though. 2.5 hours until Michael Ian Black.
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MIB, Yeah You Know Me
Going to see Michael Ian Black tonight for his Black Is White tour stop in Ann Arbor. First time going to Ann Arbor, Wolverine territory, and as a Spartan I’m kinda nervous.
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Oh Boy...
My kidney stone is not coming out. At least not until next week when I get to go have surgery. Yay! Anybody catch the sarcasm there?
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Pimpin' Ain't Easy
Going to the urologist right now to possibly get a stent put in to get this kidney stone out once and for all. Hopefully I’m still in good spirits after this ordeal.
