My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska

explosivesprinkles:

dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

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jakefogelnest:

The sleaze archivists behind VINEGAR SYNDROME and MASSACRE VIDEO are on THE FOGELNEST FILES today! Lots of discussion about X-Rated films and shot on VHS video nasties. This is an education in weird filth!

Subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, listen on Soundcloud or Stitcher.

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boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

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So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?

mysharona1987:

Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.

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abbijacobson:

foxadhd:

Not Looking Forward to Summer Without You, Broad City

Love this and LOVE ADHD!  Thanks for thinking of us and making this amazing Gif!

abbijacobson:

foxadhd:

Not Looking Forward to Summer Without You, Broad City

Love this and LOVE ADHD!  Thanks for thinking of us and making this amazing Gif!

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donrickles:

  • pizza
  • whiskey
  • election starring matthew broderick
  • so much more
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netflixia:

The Rocky Series is on Netflix!

In the original Rocky, you get to watch fighter Rocky Balboa lose the final fight even though everyone seems to think he won. He didn’t. Watch it again. In Rocky 2 (7.1/10), Balboa returns to the ring for a rematch against champ Apollo Creed. You’ll have to watch to see who wins. In Rocky 3 (6.6/10), Clubber Lang proves that psychic abilities exist as his prediction for the fight was “pain”. Rocky also spends about 1/3rd of the movie learning how to run or something. [Spoiler: He learns] In Rocky 4 (6.6/10), Paulie improves human and cyborg relations as well as convinces the Russians to tear down the Berlin Wall. USA! USA! ROCKY! ROCKY! This is where Rocky movies should have stopped. Since Rocky movies didn’t stop, there is also Rocky 5 (5.0/10). This movie is terrible. Don’t watch it.  Just watch Rocky 1-4 and then watch Over The Top and pretend like Rocky changed his name to Lincoln Hawk and stopped boxing to pursue arm wrestling. 

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conspiracytheorist79:

RT @wnycBodega Cats In Their Own Words!!!!!

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ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

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